Sunday, August 24, 2008

The Rise of the Grammar Nazis

You know who you are. Correcting people's sentences mid-sentence, scolding people in comment threads with a blatant disregard for the content of the comment or post itself. We've ignored you for years, hoping that if we don't acknowledge you, maybe you'd go away and go back to combing news papers and other print media for errors, or something.

But now, you're attacking historical park signage, defacing it with your smug sense of superiority. This will not stand.

We shell fight you in the seas and the oshuns. We shell fight you in teh hils. We shell fight u in the feilds and the streats. we shell fight you until you allouw our brothers to write, think, and live, for theirselfs!

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