Tuesday, October 21, 2008

Light Ice Cream, With Added Steath

ATTENTION, PURVEYORS OF ICE CREAM:

When making a light version of your ice cream, you need to make that clear in no uncertain terms.

The following is unacceptable.

Which is the Light Ice Cream?

When buying ice cream, I have most likely already made the decision that I value taste more than nutrition or fat content. So when choosing a flavor, I want it made clear on the packaging in no uncertain terms which one is the watered down fat reduced nonsense, and which is the real deal.

Print "Pansy-Assed Ice Cream for Fatties Counting Calories" or just make a flavor called "Mediocre Crunch", I don't care. but the small print off to the side and the bottom just doesn't cut it.

Thank you for your cooperation.

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