Joke Overheard at the Bar

Q: What's the most successful pickup line in history?

A: "Hey, does this smell like chloroform to you?"

See Also: "Does this drink taste like there's Rohypnol in it?"

Quick Jokes

Time to get the unpleasantness of that last post out of the top spot with a few wisecracks from around the office!

• Why is Wyoming so windy?
  Because Nebraska sucks so hard!


• From a co-worker: "For the first 6 months of our marriage, my ex-wife treated me like a God! Everynight at dinner, she'd offer me up another burnt sacrifice!"


• Heard on Friday at 5:00: "Somewhere, right now, there's a bottle of Crown Royal trying to hid behind the other bottles, fearful for it's life."